I'm shocked and horrified at what the Tiny-Casey-Nappers have done to everyone's favorite diminutive plastic fellow. What's next? A Casey sandwhich??

I demand Casey's immediate safe return!

I'm prepared to offer an autographed copy of Covering the Bases, several matchbooks, an autographed copy of the increasingly collectible book Funnyball, and whatever other crap I find laying around to the person who can find our tiny friend.