June 5, 2006
The "Get a Brain Morans" Guy Opens a Restaurant
By
Amanda
Posted at 6:46 pm
ST. LOUIS, MO -- St. Louis resident Brian Morans recognized his favorite team today by opening a bar in honor of the Cardinals.
Morans, now notorious after he was caught on film with a sign bearing his own name misspelled, has parlayed his notoriety into a money-making eating establishment.
“I thought if a guy like Albert Pujols could do it, it can't be that hard,” said Morans.
Moran's Bar and Grill will feature some special Cardinals-themed dishes for the series against Cincinnati. “Timo's Toasted Ravioli of Unrealized Expectations” and “Jeff Suppan's Beer to Cry Into” are likely to be crowd favorites.
When asked why the entree names were so pessimistic, Morans shrugged. “Even I can see where this series is headed.”
Who is #34? I only saw the number, not the name.
Nationals 5, Braves 4 (Final)
BS: Look at the stats yourself:
Quick Splits:
vs. Left: .379
Griffey and Dunn due up. Would have been nice to see Looper serve up a couple dingers, but I guess we haver to wait until the ninth for that.
Never mind… Randy Flores.
how do you cardinals fans not shoot yourself having to watch TLR tinker with the bullpen on a nightly basis. Ugh.
Also a 6.75 ERA in night games. laRussa, PLEASE put in Looper. 🙂
I’m having technical difficulties. Dammit, I can’t believe I missed my opportunity to post the one word I’ve so wanted to shout:
SNAX!
But at least we got a run off Hancock. Wow, it only took him seven pitches to give up a run, can you tell he was a teammate of Danny Graves once? 😀
And that’s why Looper has pitched less than half on his IP against lefties. Really. Click on “Splits” to see for yourself. It’s sample size. La Russa is not retarded and doesn’t put his players in situations where they have a track record of struggling. And if you think Looper is the closer, you don’t know much about the Central Division. Please try to defend signing Yan now.
Jesus. RHM, I’ll be over at bellyitcher.
Well, excuuuuse me!
Thanks for sucking all the fun out of smack talk with Red Hot Mama, KC2HMZ.
OK, catch you guys later. Bye.
I’m gone for 10 minutes and RHM is having technical issues and everyone else is in a tizzy… what happened!?
I’m pretty lost myself. But back on-line, at least.
Kearns on second and Hatteberg at the plate. We could do worse.
Hypothetically, say we tie it up here, who pitches the bottom of the 8th?
OK, Kearns on second and Phillips at the plate. We coud do worse.
Hmmm…Mercker and Weathers both went last night. Hammond goes, I think.
Go Phillips!
Aargh.
Dammit, Ross.
Well, pinch hitter and then top of the lineup in the top of the 9th… if we can get through the bottom of the 8th…
C’mon guys. Pujols ain’t here to provide the walk-off.
Oh Jesus.
Sigh.
At least Edmonds didn’t do it. Just think how George would be drooling all over himself.
$*%&ING TWO OUT HOME RUNS. COME ON, Guys. $%*@.
They already had the lead! Can somebody please teach these fans when a curtain call is appropriate??
Look, that old Olympics Mascot is pitching!
c’mon Javy c’mon Javy c’mon Javy c’mon Javy c’mon Javy c’mon Javy c’mon Javy c’mon Javy c’mon Javy c’mon Javy c’mon Javy c’mon Javy c’mon Javy c’mon Javy c’mon Javy c’mon Javy c’mon Javy
LoL… it took me a second, but I got it. …dammit Javy, that looked like ball 4.
Four-hit Felipe. Rockin’
What happened to my “I love Felipe. I really do.” comment? Ah, well, there it is again.
Niiice at bat, Rich.
See, Izzy is a guy you can rag on.
But why? I think he’s awesome.
Ice-cold Dunner is on deck.
Not that I’m getting ahead of myself here…
Pray that he’s due.
My heart is absolutely pounding right now.
OH MY GOD!!! JUNIOR I LOVE YOU!!!
Yep. Izzy sucks.
Hell yeah!
Griffey…there are no words. Thank you for taking the pressure of Dunn. He may hit a dinger now, too.
::jumping up and down, knocking glass shit over all over my bedroom::
I think Freel just kissed Junior.
!!!
Did you see that, Skeeter? Freel just kissed Griffey.
Uhhhhh…maybe you should keep Freel. We’ve already got Edmonds.
Ms. Scratcher, please accept my sincerest condolensces about your closer.
Not that ours has been that great since he’s been deemed official 9th inning guy. The bottom of the inning could be interesting.
LOL
The LOL was for the Edmonds comment, just fyi.
And we’ve got Arroyo and Ross. That relationship isn’t natural.
I was thinking the same thing, RHM. Same question as before… who pitches the bottom of the inning?
And Narron and McCracken. What’s up with that?