This week on the podcast I talk with Kurt Evans, a.k.a. Death of the Chicago Cubs blog Goat Riders of the Apocalypse. If you haven't made it over there, I recommend it. Kurt puts together some seamless photoshops that never fail to amuse.

On the podcast we talk about:

• the Cubs ridding themselves of Tony Womack
• his relationship with Dusty Baker
• finding the motivation to keep writing about a hopeless season
• the ongoing pitching injuries
• Cubs that should have gone to the All-Star game
• finding happiness outside of baseball

We wrap up the program with 30 seconds of Ryan Adcock's song Wire to Wire, one of the tracks from Cincinnati Clutch Hits.

Episode 18: How's It Hanging, Death? (11.5 MB, 16:48)

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Oh happy day! The Reds put the smack down on the Braves in the second inning for the big cathartic 10-5 win last night.

Eric Milton was rotten, allowing five runs (all earned) on six hits and two walks through six and one-third innings. Milton was so solid there for a minute, but he gives up a couple homers and now it seems like he's resigned himself to his former infamy. Can someone get his head on straight, please?

David Weathers took over in the seventh and eighth. He allowed--you might want to sit down for this--ZERO runs on two hits. Holy David Weathers! Eddie Guardado finished it off, putting up a hitless ninth.

What a night, what a night. Ryan Freel went 3-for-4 with a walk and a run scored. Adam Dunn and Rich Aurilia each had two RBI, but only one of them did it with the home run. Dunn's came on a single in the second inning with runners in scoring position. Again: holy David Weathers!

There are so many people to thank, I'm sure I'm going to miss someone. Thanks to Jason LaRue for pinch running (and later contributing an RBI) when David Ross pulled his abdominal muscle and had to leave the game. Thanks to Dewayne Wise for taking over for Ken Griffey, Jr. when the risk of letting him play outweighed the potential benefit of having him in the line-up. Thanks to Brandon Phillips for being his spunky self. Thanks to Austin Kearns for being easy on the eyes.

The win brings the Reds' record to 45-42 and finally breaks that season-high six game losing streak. Tonight we send Aaron Harang out to deal with John Smoltz at 7:05 p.m.

We've had some tough times lately here in Redsland, and I think we're due a good laugh. That's what I had in mind when I thought through the things that make Reds fans who they are. See how many of these describe you.

• If you shout “Redlegs” over everyone else singing “home team” or “Re-eds” during Take Me Out to the Ballgame…you might be a Reds fan
• If you like your hot dogs like you like your men: short, covered in Skyline, and three at a time…you might be a Reds fan
• If you live next door to Great American Ball Park but refuse to set foot inside until after the last day of school…you might be a Reds fan
• If you saw the movie The Wizard and you shouted “Larkin was better!” the whole way through…you might be a Reds fan
• If you convulse uncontrollably any time you hear the words “bull” or “pen”…you might be a Reds fan
• If you've caught three home run balls in the same game, and they were all pitched by Eric Milton…you might be a Reds fan
• If you've paid more for Opening Day tickets than you did for a month's rent…you might be a Reds fan
• If you've received tickets to any game other than Opening Day for free with your Happy Meal, purchase of a water heater, or trip to the orthodontist…you might be a Reds fan
• If you've been reprimanded at work for logging on to a baseball blog that sounds like porn…you might be a Reds fan.

The Reds broke our hearts but not their losing streak last night when the Braves beat them 7-8.

Joe Mays, the man who explained his last crappy start by saying that those darn AL guys had seen too much of him and already had him figured out, gave up four runs to Atlanta batters before he got a single out. Mays must not be much of a puzzle to solve. Before he was done, he would allow six runs (earned) on nine hits and three walks through five and one-third innings.

Jason Standridge allowed zero hits but did walk two in his two-thirds of an inning. Matt Belisle and Kent Mercker each worked a scoreless inning on one hit in the seventh and ninth, respectively. Esteban Yan and Todd Coffey each allowed one run in the eighth and tenth, though Coffey's hurt a lot more.

The Reds were down early, but battled back. Scott Hatteberg hit a solo shot in the second to score the Reds' first run. Hatteberg also scored the team's second run when he doubled in the fifth, moved to third on a single by Edwin Encarnación, and came home on when David Ross grounded into a double play.

When George Grande announced that it was last round up time for the Reds, it looked pretty hopeless. Down 2-7 with the Tim Hudson still on the mound, many of us were ready to see it be over with and get to bed early for a change.

But lo! Adam Dunn hit a single! Then Austin Kearns hit a single. Then the pitching change before the Hatteberg, the hottest hitter of the night, could have anything to say about it. But Hattey singled off Macay McBride anyway and inspired yet another pitching change.

Encarnación, fresh off the DL, dug in against Jorge Sosa with the bases loaded, ready to achieve his destiny of being a hero. And struck out. Happens to the best of 'em, kid.

Ross singled in Dunn and Kearns! Maybe this game wasn't out of reach after all, what with the Latin Love Machine coming to the plate.

Javier Valentín. The tiny little slugger. The man who once hit a grand slam from one side of the plate and a three-run bomb from the other in the same game. The man who just hasn't been locked in this year, probably due, at least in part, to the guy who hit just before him. Deposited the ball over the left field wall to tie the game. And our hearts swelled with the joy so recently forgotten. The joy of winning!

You know, I think I'll stop there.

The loss brings the Reds' record to 44-42. Tonight they try to recapture that joy when they face off against the Braves again. Eric Milton takes on Horacio Ramirez tonight at 7:35.

My soul hurts.