November 5, 2006
This Way They Don’t Have to Talk to Him

Spectators of the game between the visiting American team and the Japanese All-Star team extend items on long strings for Bronson Arroyo to sign.
I'm offering a free copy of Funnyball and a Reds bumper sticker to anyone in a similar situation who pulls on the string at the last second and yells “Sucker!”
AP Photo/David Guttenfelder