After several consecutive poor performances, the Reds have optioned Elizardo Ramirez back to AAA Louisville and recalled reliever Brian Shackelford.

It's a shame: the Lizard was SO good for a while there. But he's just a 23. He's still got time to rediscover his awesomeness.

Kyle Lohse performed well his last outing and is pencilled in to start on Thursday. But if he's our fifth starter, who's going to be our fourth starter? Chris Michalak, Ryan Franklin, and Matt Belisle seem like reasonable possibilities.

It's official, the Pittsburgh Pirates have done what the Reds could not last week: swept the St. Louis Cardinals. And with the Reds taking two of three from the Phillies, we're again in a position to see a battle for first place. The Reds sweep the series next week and we've got first place all to ourselves.

As Brian Baute, a guy I've never conversed with before and who has has not returned my follow-up message, pointed out on his blog, there are those who think that the Cardinals cannot be challenged for first place in the NLC. Mr. Baute himself agreed, just not with the reasoning that led SportsCenter's Jeff Brantley to that conclusion. They quibble over whether the Reds are good enough, all the while overlooking the fact that the Cardinals simply are not what they once were.

So, I just wanted to send a quick thanks to the Pirates for doing their part to bring the Cards down a peg or two. Here's hoping we can finish the job.

UPDATE 9:20 p.m. I have gotten a lovely e-mail from Mr. Baute, and he seems like a heck of a guy. I really shouldn't have called him out to begin with. I was just venting my frustrations that Redleg Nation managed to reference his post before I did, but that's not an appropriate outlet for my irritation, and I know that. I hope that, with time, you all can come to forgive me and that we can move past this, stronger for the experience.

Rich Aurilia
I'm psyched about Rich Aurilia. He had so many detractors last season, but people really seem to have come around this year. What has he done that's so different this year? Not having his comments to the media misconstrued by hotheads is the only thing I see. Smart move on his part.

Ten with Ten
Last season, in an effort to find something positive to talk about, the Cincinnati media made a bit of a deal out of the fact that the Reds were on pace to have ten different players with at least ten home runs. Sean Casey was the last piece of the puzzle with nine.

About that time Edwin Encarnación started coming on, and I said that Eddie was more likely to reach 10 than Casey. In fact, neither of them did. Casey had a concussion that took him out for the season and Encarnación just ran out of time and they both ended the season with nine.

This season, the Reds are close again. Eight players have had ten home runs for the team so far:

• Adam Dunn, 34
• Ken Griffey, Jr, 23
• Austin Kearns, 16
• Rich Aurilia, 15
• David Ross, 14
• Scott Hatteberg, 11
• Brandon Phillips, 11
• Edwin Encarnación, 10

That's pretty close, but since the next highest on the list is Ryan Freel with 7 (really 8, stupid umps in Chicago), I'm not sure how likely the Reds are to make this milestone this year.

Conspicuously missing from the list: Jason LaRue and Javier Valentín, each with 5. Of course, they've both suffered a serious cut in playing time with David Ross in the picture. Our three catchers have combined to provide 24 homers this year.

Those guys will have to turn it on to make it to ten players with ten homers unless Bronson Arroyo's planning to smack eight more before the season is done.

Comeback Player of the Year
Ken Griffey, Jr. won the Comeback Player of the Year Award last year, but I think the Reds have an even stronger nominee this year in Eric Milton. Last year his suckitude was the thing of legend, and this year he's been downright nondescript. The climb he had to make to achieve mediocrity deserves some sort of recognition.

The Reds spared Elizardo Ramirez his second loss in two days with this 9-7 win over the Phillies on Saturday.

Ramirez lasted only an inning and a third, over the course of which he gave up five runs (earned) on five hits and one walk. This performance, along with the other recent sloppy appearances on the mound, got Ramirez optioned to Louisville in favor of Brian Shackelford.

Chris “I don't pronounce the C in my last name” Michalak, brand new to the Reds' roster, took over in long relief. He lasted six and two-thirds innings and allowed just a solo shot (earned) on three hits and two walks for the win. Eddie Guardado allowed a run on two hits in the ninth inning for the save.

You know it's a crazy day offense-wise when Ryan Freel provides three RBI on his 2-for-4 night. It's even crazier when Brandon Phillips gives you two more. When Ramirez gives you one, that's just lunacy. The more likely subjects, Scott Hatteberg, Edwin Encarnación, and Javier Valentín, provided the rest with one apiece.

Ken Griffey, Jr. went 0-for-5 last night, which probably has something to do with Ken Griffey, Sr. being in town tonight. And to both of their credits, Griffey *is* looking better tonight.

And that's all I've got. I was pretty tipsy as I watched this game, which you'll find out all about when you check out this week's podcast later tonight, so I don't remember much more than that. The Phillies think they can challenge for the wild card, so putting them down a little sure doesn't hurt.

The win brings the Reds' record to 60-57. They would go for the win of the series on Sunday, sending Eric Milton out to face Brett Myers.

The Reds succeeded in doing nothing but tiring out everything resembling a pitcher last night/early this morning in this 14-inning 5-6 loss to the Phillies.

Kyle “I pronounce the letters in my name in the opposite order of what they appear” Lohse wasn't bad at all, especially when you compare him to the other guys who have passed as fifth starters on this team. He allowed one run (earned) on one hit and one walk in six and one-third innings. He was in a bit of a jam when he left in the seventh, but David Weathers got him out of that without a hit and all was well.

When Bill Bray came in, the score was 3-1, certainly not a lead you'd be confident with, but one that looked pretty OK going into the eighth. Alas, he picked last night to get seriously smacked around and allowed three runs (earned) on three hits in two-thirds of an inning. Todd Coffey took over for Bray and got the final out in the eighth.

When Javier Valentín hit his third home run in five games in the top of the ninth, this one a two-run shot in the ninth, it looked good for Coffey to get the win and bring him one step closer to getting 10 Ws before Bronson Arroyo. But then Eddie Guardado blew the second save of the night, allowing one run one one hit to tie it in the bottom of the ninth.

Two relatively dependable new relievers blowing saves on the same night? What are the chances?

Kent Mercker pitched a hitless 10th. Ryan Franklin allowed zero runs on one hit in the 11th and 12th. Apparently Cormier was unavailable with some hip problem (them put him on the DL, dammit!) so they sent out Aaron Harang for the 13th. He allowed two hits but got out of it without a run.

Elizardo Ramirez got only one out in the 14th before he gave up the winning run.

There are so many people to thank for this loss, it's hard to mention them all. David Ross had a error when trying to throw out a guy at second. Ken Griffey, Jr. should have made a catch. Todd Hollandsworth struck out with the bases loaded. Jerry Narron pulled Edwin Encarnación, who had two home runs in his three ABs, in the seventh.

There were also several decent plays: Ryan Freel had a good defensive play at third. Eric Milton came through with a pinch hit. Hollandsworth got a startling catch in right field. But those things don't really go with the bitter, sarcastic mood I've got going on about this game, so I'm not going to mention them.

The loss brings the Reds' record to 59-57. Just two games over .500. They remain half a game up on the wild card and just three and a half back on first in the NLC, but they ought to be good and dispirited with an exhausted pitching staff for the next few games. Case-in-point, Ramirez is still scheduled to start today to take on Scott Mathieson.

On an unrelated note, I wonder when the last time was that a Reds' starting pitcher got losses two days in a row.

Hey, Bronson. How's it hanging?

So, yeah, we all know that you haven't been doing so great since just before the All-Star break. You were the first Reds' pitcher to reach nine wins, and you've been trying for number 10 for 10 starts now. Things are definitely not going your way, but I, personally, admire that you're trying to fix it.

You tried to get out of actually pitching in the All-Star game and blew off steam with your friends. Reducing the stress in your life is a good idea (even though it kinda made you look like a slacker ass-hat).

You tried holding out hope that David Ross coming off the DL would make a difference. OK, I guess that one wasn't so proactive, but I can see where you were coming from.

You tried moving up your start just to “shake things up.” Valiant effort. Didn't work, but nice try.

You tried the cornrows. That's just silly superstition, but at least you're not just sitting there feeling sorry for yourself.

But, honey, none of that is worked and we both know the reason why. Enough is enough. Call me.

XOXO,
RHM