March 21, 2007
More Cuts
By
Amanda
Posted at 11:06 am
On Monday the Reds sent down Brian Shackelford, Brad Salmon, and later we learned that Paul Janish joined them. Today the Reds also released Paul Wilson.
Too bad about Pauly; it would have been great to have seen him come back. A couple of my very first fake news stories featured Wilson: Freel, Wilson Still Sorry and Wilson Loses Arms, Says He's Fine.
Now the Wilson era, apparently like the fake news era, appears to be at an end. Maybe he'll pick up somewhere. He could hook up with Jason LaRue in KC.
The fake news era at an end? Say it isn’t so, Joe!
(I know you’re name’s not Joe, of course, RHM…but couldn’t resist slipping in the famous Shoeless Joe Jackson reference, a baseball classic)
Seriously, you had/have a talent for those. Shame to let it go to waste.
It’s not that I’ve made a concious effort to stop writing fake news or anything. I just can’t help but notice that I haven’t written one since September. If the inspiration strikes, though, I’ll be ready!