Homer Baily is trying to bounce back from a couple poor starts, the Reds have made some personnel changes, and the Javy's getting a chance. Sounds like it could be the Reds' lucky day.

Here's the line-up:

Josh Hamilton CF
Ryan Freel 3B
Ken Griffey, Jr. RF
Brandon Phillips 2B
Adam Dunn LF
Scott Hatteberg 1B
Javier Valentín C
Alex Gonzalez SS
Homer Bailey P

If you're going to a Reds game soon, make sure you buy a program so you can keep up with the comings and goings at GABP. Or at least read red-hot-mama.com before you go. Let's break it down by department…

“Hey, What Happened To…?” Department:

Juan Castro, 15-day DL retroactive to Friday; Marcus McBeth, optioned to Louisville; and Ricky Stone, designated for assignment (DFA).

“Hey, Who's The New Guy?” Department:

Jared Burton, reinstated from DL; Kirk Saarloos and Jeff Keppinger, recalled from Louisville.

“Poetic Justice” Department:

Rob Butcher fired, replaced by RHM.

Well, just kidding with that last one…but we can dream, can't we?

HMZ

Great game tonight. Kyle Lohse was on, Ken Griffey, Jr. tied Frank Robinson with his 586th career homer, and the bullpen wasn't even a little bit misused.

You can tell it's going to be a good weekend.

My favorite tool over at baseball-reference is where you can look up any player and see who he is most similiar to statistics-wise based on his age. Sometimes it gives you a better glimpse as to where a guy is heading, what kind of company he is keeping.

So let's look at our current roster and see what we go, and maybe it will give us a better glimpse into the future.

1B: Scott Hatteberg / Jeff Conine (Platoon)
Hatteberg quickly became my favorite player this season. There is no doubt in my mind he gives you the best opportunity of knocking in a run if a man is in scoring position. He works the count and connects solidly when he does decide to pull the trigger. He has some surprising pop for a guy of his size, or maybe that is the ballpark factor (though I never recall Casey getting a benefit from GABP).

Anyhow Hattberg is most similiar to Rance Mullnicks (946). That number in parenthesis is the similarity rating and I believe 1000 is max. Mullinicks was a third baseman who also did some DH'ing and he platooned as a left handed hitter versus righties only. His carreer .ba versus righties was .276 while he only hit an anemic .230 in 270 plate appearances against southpaws. His other righty stats include OBP of .358 and SLG of .412.

Jeff Conine is most similiar to Bob Watson (929), Wally Joyner (915), Our own Gus Bell (914) and most similiar thru age 40 to Hal McRae (894). Those are some big names.

At 2B we have the dynamo Brandon Phillips who recently voiced a bit of displeasure about the attention Hamilton has been getting. I can understand that, a year ago it was Phillips who wore out his welcome at he previous employer and came to the Reds with a new attitude knowing it was probably his only chance to start in the big leagues. It was quite a story but didn't get nearly the media focus as the Josh Hamilton one. Brandon, I guess if you smoke crack for 5 years instead of play baseball you are more of a longshot to stage a comeback. What can I tell ya? At this point I still feel more secure in your presence, as I think you are a solid bet to stay good and pure for the rest of your career. You never really were a bad boy they just said you were sort of unmanageable. Which translates to me that you were swinging for the fences when they wanted you to be a contact hitter.

Brandon you are most similiar to Larry Brown (982) and our very own Eddie Taubensee also (982). Vance Wilson is (981) and Johnny Edwards is (980). Of course you had a clunker of a season in Cleveland that is still hurting your career totals. I expect you to be in stronger company by the end of this year. But Taubensee was a pretty good hitting catcher I remember that much.

Well what are the odds? Our SS Alex Gonzalez is also being compared to former Reds catchers. In this case it is Joe Oilver (952) and Bo Diaz (950). Heck he is also similiar to former catchers Rich Gedman (950) and Benito Santiago (943). Yowza, AGON are you sure you are playing in the right spot? Just joshing….

3B is young Edwin Encarnacion. He's only had a couple cups of coffee so far but what do the stars hold for him in the distant future? Hold on to your hats folks because we may have the next Chipper Jones (974) or even Jim Thome (975)! Wow, who would a thunk it? Now you get off the kid's case for chrissakes, he's already in elite company. Actually his strongest comparison was Jim Presley (977) but that is not nearly as an exciting name as the other two.

Now batting, #44 ADAM DUNN! “Motorin', what's your price for flight? Finding mr. right…. ”
Darryl Strawberry (960), Pete Incaviglia (945), Reggie Jackson (948). Not too shabby.

I regret to say we don't have enough data to do Josh Hamilton so lets consider the CF Ryan Freel. Quinton McKracken (950)! Whoa, no wonder they brought that dude on board last year. BUt you know what, Freel is a throwback player… we always knew it and this proves it. He compares to Wattie Holm (950) who played from 1924-1932, Ed Lennox (943) who played from 1906-1915 and Eric Tipton who played from 1939-1945. None of those guys played very long. Makes you wonder about Freel's 10 or 11 concussions. But yea I always knew Freelie played in the Deadball era. And he spits the chew like an throwback too.

Now the hall-of-famer Ken Griffey Jr. Sammy Sosa (902)? Frank Robinson (886) and Willie Mays (878). barry Bonds (869). I think what happened is Griff didn't get enough steals to earn a higher comparison, as all those guys had better wheels than Junior in their prime.

Now the cathing tandem.

David Ross = Johnny Blanchard (965). Super sub Johnny B was the best pitch hitter in baseball in the late 50s and early 60s. He once hit 4 homers in 4 at bats and his solo shot in the 1961 WS set up Maris's game winner in extra innings that lead the way for the Yanks 5 game WS win.

Javier Valentin = Brian Johnson (981), Bob Schmidt (979), and Mark Salas (976).

STARTING PITCHERS
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Harang = Bronson Arroyo (984), Mike Sirotka (973), and Jimmy Jones (971).

Arroyo = harang (984), Mike Krukow (975), Brett Tomko (975), Kris Benson (975).

Lohse = Rodrigo Lopez (976), Ricky Bones (969), Jose Lima (969).

RELIEVERS
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Weathers = Julian Tavarez (940), our own Ted Power (928), Miguel Batista (923).

Stanton = Dan Plesac (942), Bob McClure (920), Paul Assenmacher (918).

Coffey = Pep Harris (985), Paul Wagner (984), and Johnny Ruffin (983).

So there ya have it… maybe it means something and maybe it don't… but its still kinda fun.

You know you've been too damn busy when you're only finding out about the enormous man who tried to take his stadium seat home with him via Deadspin:

Hosler, 20, was charged with vandalism and theft after police said he broke the seat – Section 142, Row 3, Seat 4 – and took it out of Great American Ball Park.
…quote from that Rob Butcher deleted…
Hosler, listed as 6-foot-8 inches tall in the police report, apparently broke the seat portion – the part where fans sit – of his chair and decided to take it home as a souvenir.

6-foot-8? That's an Aaron-Harang-sized-dude walking around with a chair in his shorts. If that ain't news, nothing is.