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The Red Hot Store now features a brand new t-shirt design. This one lacks the wit and subtlety you’ve come to expect from Red Hot Mama in favor of a little straight up player hatin’ on the Cubs.

They’re in first, after all. It’s only natural to spew a little jealous vitriole. Plus, I’m happy to finally be doing my part for all the people who hit the site on searches for “Cubs suck t-shirts.”

Buy the shirt.