May 26, 2009

He’ll always be a 8.5 in my book

By
Amanda
Posted at 8:32 pm

If you go to Anaface.com, you can subject yourself to a computerized beauty analysis and finally know, once and for all, where you rank on a scale from 1-10.

Joey Votto, FWIW, only comes in at a 6.75. I guess impersonal machines just can’t understand the glow of awesomeness (tonight’s performance notwithstanding).

You know what they say about long ears...

Posted in Random Ramblings.
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3 comments to “He’ll always be a 8.5 in my book”

  1. tfhr says:
    May 27, 2009 at 2:02 am

    OK, I tried Anaface.com and found out that Clare Danes scored an 8.32, I scored a 7.82, and my dog scored a 2.21. Though I look nothing like either the comments provided were similar with these exceptions for Olive (the dog):

    · Your ears are too long for your face

    · Your nose is too narrow for your face width

    · Your mouth is too wide for your nose (perhaps the cruelest of all)

    · My, what big teeth you have

    Next: A Dusty Baker Line-up card.

  2. Tracey says:
    May 30, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    10 all the way!

  3. gilpdawg says:
    June 2, 2009 at 1:14 am

    I got 8.01, and I’m an ugly dude. LOL.