Edinson Volquez tries to break the Reds’ three-game losing streak by putting Todd Wellemeyer in his place: slightly after himself in the alphabet.

Joining young Volquez on the field:

• Chris Dickerson, CF
• Adam Rosales, 3B
• Brandon Phillips, 2B (out of the cleanup spot??)
• Jay Bruce, RF
• Ramon Hernandez, 1B
• Laynce Nix, LF
• Alex Gonzalez, SS
• Ryan Hanigan, C
• Edinson Volquez, P

And you know it’s going to be a good one, since Jeff Piecoro has already drooled all over Pujols for being “the best player in baseball” and George Grande is busy calling him Prince Albert.

Albert Pujols can kiss my ass. Screw Chase Utley too.