In an unusual inter-league match-up, the Reds have been visiting the Kansas City Royals for the last three games, and have lost every one of them.

It’s been a recipe of:

• 2 c. anemic offense
• 1/2 c. on-field blunders
• 1/4 c. Bronson Arroyo

For the topping, mix a pinch of Hannigan in the 8-hole and Taveras “down” to the 2

Or, for the superstitious among us, maybe I’m to blame. After all, I did notice for the first time this weekend that “Royals” is “Slayor” backward, which is just one letter off from being really scary.

Whatever the reason, I’ve got a message for Joey Votto: wherever you are, whatever’s the matter, we love and support you and want you to come back.