George Grande, the squeaky-clean, impeccably tanned play-by-play guy for the Cincinnati Reds has called it quits:

“I wanted to spend more time at home, basically,” Grande said before Sunday’s game. “I love the Reds, what I do and I love my job. I just need to be home on a regular basis, not just four or five days a month, to keep up on things.”

I’m just glad he got a chance to see the Cardinals win it all before retiring.

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