Maybe I’m just behind the times, but this is the first time I’ve noticed that there is an auction site on mlb.com that appears to have a constant supply of crap for sale.

http://reds.auction.mlb.com/

Up for bids right now:

• Autographed baseballs from:
  • Ron Robinson
  • Joey Votto
  • Joe Morgan
  • Ken Griffey, Jr.
• Johnny Bench autographed bat
• Wayne Granger autographed photo

And the piece de resistance:

This is your chance to skip to the head of the line and GUARANTEE four autographs from Reds players at FOX Sports Ohio’s Redsfest in December!

From now through Nov. 23, you can place your bid on one of 45 Time Warner Cable Autograph Fast Passes. Each pass allows the holder to move to the front of an autograph line two times each day during the two-day event Dec. 4-5 at the Duke Energy Convention Center. That means you can GUARANTEE four autographs from Reds players!

Passes are valid for the holder only and are non-transferable. No friends or family members can accompany the holder in the autograph line. Rules for Kids-only and Season Ticket Holders-only lines apply to Fast Passes. Must be 12 or younger to use Fast Pass in Kids-only line and must be a Season Ticket Holder to use Fast Pass in Season Ticket Holder-only line.

Bids start at $50. Auctions end on Monday, Nov. 23, 2009 at 5 p.m. EST.

As of this writing, current bid is $110. Heck, you’d make back that much selling your kid’s treasured autographed items on eBay!