July 18, 2005
The Power Of Love
By
Amanda
Posted at 3:05 pm
Here are some selected stats for Javier Valentín compared for the following two time periods:
- From the beginning of the 2005 season to 11:15 p.m., May 27, 2005
- From 11:15 p.m., May 27, 2005 to this very moment
| Stat | Before 5/27 | After 5/27 |
|---|---|---|
| AB | 50 | 56 |
| AVG | .200 | .304 |
| SLG | .300 | .625 |
| HR | 1 | 5 |
| K | 13 | 5 |
What happened at 11:15 p.m. on May 27, 2005, you ask?
Why, that's the first time RHM published the phrase “Latin Love Machine” in an official post.
Just sayin'.
I think this verifies that you are, in fact, the most powerful force in the Reds’ universe. I mean, first you call the Graves release, and now this? -JinAZ
Don’t forget that she also demanded that Adam Dunn bat higher in the lineup and the very next day he batted second.
Please RHM, remember that with great power comes great responsibility. So, why don’t you wish us a World Series?