Welcome to the Red Hot Diaries. Like Red Hot Mama, the diaries sound like porn, but they aren't. They are, in fact, just like the diary functionality you know and love from all those SportsBlogs Nation pages, like Red Reporter.

These are a forum for you, faithful reader, to contribute your own personal voice the chorus that is Red Hot Mama. Post your Reds news, baseball tidbits, rules to badass drinking games, really about anything you want. So I guess technically it could be porn, if that's what you end up contributing.

Which reminds me, I reserve the right to remove anything I think is offensive. I'm pretty hard to offend, though.