According to this slice of life story from Reds MLB.com writer Mark Sheldon, Chris Dickerson is now getting beat up by revolving doors.

Apparently, he banged his head during a recent trip through the revolving door of a hotel he was staying at while in Cincinnati. Knowing that Westin is the Reds official hotel and having come from a stay at the Cincinnati Westin and run into one of their revolving doors, I can only determine that Westin is now against the Reds. Hey, one more party jumping on the Fire Dusty Baker bus is fine with me.

Dickerson had this to say:

They do need to do something about that door. It’s a deathtrap waiting to happen. I can only imagine what happens with people less coordinated than me. I’m a little clumsy, but a pretty coordinated guy. I should be able to fly through that thing easy. I struggle with it every day.

Revolving doors are the suck. They allow fewer things through than bigger doors and can stop quite suddenly. Hopefully, Dickerson will overcome this new nemesis soon, allowing him to focus on those dreaded left-handed pitchers.