May 26, 2009
He’ll always be a 8.5 in my book
If you go to Anaface.com, you can subject yourself to a computerized beauty analysis and finally know, once and for all, where you rank on a scale from 1-10.
Joey Votto, FWIW, only comes in at a 6.75. I guess impersonal machines just can’t understand the glow of awesomeness (tonight’s performance notwithstanding).
OK, I tried Anaface.com and found out that Clare Danes scored an 8.32, I scored a 7.82, and my dog scored a 2.21. Though I look nothing like either the comments provided were similar with these exceptions for Olive (the dog):
· Your ears are too long for your face
· Your nose is too narrow for your face width
· Your mouth is too wide for your nose (perhaps the cruelest of all)
· My, what big teeth you have
Next: A Dusty Baker Line-up card.
10 all the way!
I got 8.01, and I’m an ugly dude. LOL.