September 4, 2007

The Yummy Yummy Dunn Stick

Somewhere, Carl Lindner is crying into his UDF shake
Have you ever wondered what Adam Dunn would look like in a blue jersey with an ice cream cone on the breast? Ever needed an excuse to make crude comments about his “drumstick”? Ever longed for the opportunity to buy a bunch of ice cream so save up your proofs of purchase for a miniature bat that doesn't even have his name on it?

If so, head to your local purveyor of frozen dairy confections, my friend, for a treat that will tantalize your taste buds, cool your lips, and trigger your anaphylaxis (if you're allergic to peanuts).

3 comments to “The Yummy Yummy Dunn Stick”

  1. BubbaFan says:

    There are are a ton of different flavors. Chocolate, caramel, vanilla, and yes, even nut-free.

    I already sent away for my Adam Dunn miniature bat.

    And I love that jersey with the ice cream cone on it. 😀

  2. otto says:

    I’m going to have to ask him about that Friday. I wonder if he still has that jersey?

  3. Zeldink says:

    The jersey is pretty sweet. I think that it should have been available with proofs of purchase instead of the miniature bat.