Bruce Bochy: Tim, we’re going to need to pitch in the set-up role today.
Tim Lincecum: Heck yeah! That sounds great! I can’t wait!!

Is this an alternate universe? No, it’s the post-season.

I know, as a Reds fan I should root for the Phillies, but it’s just *so* satisfying to see Roy Oswalt go down. 😀