August 16, 2006

Welcome Scott Schoeneweis

So, I hear we've picked up a new lefty reliever in Scott Schoeneweis. He comes to us from Toronto in exchange for a player to be named later or cash.

Schoeneweis brings with him a 2-2 record, 6.51 ERA, and the most friggin difficult name to type of the whole season. The deal for the two remaining lefty relievers who haven't yet played for the Reds this season is expected tomorrow.

Kent Mercker was moved from the 15-day DL to the 60-day DL en route to the infinity-day DL. Love Shackelford was optioned back to Louisville; that guy must be able to identify every match.com member between Cincy and Louisville by the sound of her footsteps by now.

2 comments to “Welcome Scott Schoeneweis”

  1. DanCincy says:

    SHACK CITING IN CINCY

    Caught Shack a few weeks ago grabing ice at a Liquor store with a attractive blond . sorry to disapoint this was no floozy . beautiful
    angelina joli looklike
    LOVE SHACK if you met her on Match Im joining dumping my wife

    who wnats to take a bet when the guy gets shuttled back to Cincy

  2. Red Hot Mama says:

    Welcome DanCincy. Pleasure to have you here.

    One question, though: how does someone who’s blond and attractive look like Angelina Jolie?