At least this sign is spelled correctly. Unlike some we might mention…

Aaron Herr? I hardly even know her!

New first base coach Billy Hatcher demonstrates appropriate infield chewing gum form.

No punch line for this one: I just wanted to look at Freel for a while.

Scream at him in the batter's box. No problem.

Heckle him about being slow and having no range. That's fine.

Accuse him of whining to the media despite his willingness to play multiple positions. He'll understand.

But insult a man's sunglasses; that'll get you an ass-whoopin'.