I'm an international baseball superstar. I've hit 708 home runs, my own reality show coming out on ESPN, and a newfound sense of humor. I've really got it all.

Hey, I'm an international baseball superstar. Sure, I might have only a measly 536 home runs and coverage in 100 games on Fox Sports Ohio, but there's one thing I've got that you lost long ago.

Yeah? What's that?

Dignity.

Pitcher Todd Coffey is seeing the ball better lately.

Kia Tigers shortstop Kyu-Sik Han, confident of being safe at second, shows off by singing “YMCA” as he slides into the base. Reds second baseman Frank Menechino shows off by staring at nothing in particular in left field instead of fielding the ball.

Reds manager Jerry Narron looks remarkably reminiscent of previous manager Dave Miley while donning a Reds jacket. Hopefully Narron will draw the line before removing massage chairs and taking down jerseys.

The young prospects drafted by prior general manager Dan O'Brien won't begin to make an impact on the major league organization for a few more years.