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March 15, 2012

OMG! It’s Bronson Arroyo with a banana!

By
Zeldink
Posted at 7:14 am

There are so many stupid captions. Pick your favorite.

  • What a fruit!
  • Bronson Arroyo shows off his new cell phone.
  • Look at the size of that banana!
  • It’s yellower than I expected.
  • Real grunge rockers need their potassium.
Posted in Cincinnati Reds, NL Central, Pretend Captions, Spring Training.
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March 13, 2012

Respect the ‘stache

By
Zeldink
Posted at 7:01 am


Someone hit Corky Miller? The only possible explanation is that his ‘stache has its own gravitational pull.

Posted in Cincinnati Reds, NL Central, Pretend Captions, Spring Training.
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March 10, 2012

Something in the key of invisible

By
Zeldink
Posted at 10:31 am


Juan Francisco celebrates his 2-run home run by whipping out his harmonica and playing a few bars.

Posted in Cincinnati Reds, NL Central, Pretend Captions, Spring Training.
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March 8, 2012

Extremely loud and incredibly loose

By
Zeldink
Posted at 7:19 am


Major League Baseball security is really tight this year.

Posted in Cincinnati Reds, NL Central, Pretend Captions, Spring Training.
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March 7, 2012

Spoon!

By
Zeldink
Posted at 12:54 pm


Not in the face! Not in the face!

Posted in Cincinnati Reds, NL Central, Pretend Captions, Spring Training.
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